Birthday soon

“Anyways, 56 minutes until the big day, where for a brief 26 days you’re only 6 years younger than me :)

And what better way to spend it than with 9.5 hours surrounded by people you don’t really like. HAPPPPPYYYYYY BIRRTTTHDAYYYY TO YOOOU (yada yada yada) YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO.”